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samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

cesperanza:

Reblogging for WHY THE FUCK NOT.  HAPPY TUESDAY.

(Source: uuuhshiny)

the-science-of-blogging:

~Click for full res NSFW~
As promised here’s the coloured version (I also added a few things which means it is actually NSFW this time)
But thank you guys so much for all those notes on that picture and for following me too! You’re all such perverts xD
—
In the land of Gods and Monsters
I was an Angel
Looking to get fucked hard
Like a groupie incognito posing as a real singer
Life imitates art
You got that medicine I need
Dope, shoot it up, straight to the heart please
I don’t really wanna know what’s good for me
God’s dead, I said ‘baby that’s alright with me’
No one’s gonna take my soul away
I’m living like Jim Morrison
Headed towards a fucked up holiday
Motel sprees sprees and I’m singing
'Fuck yeah give it to me this is heaven, what I truly want'
It’s innocence lost
Innocence lost
(x)

the-science-of-blogging:

~Click for full res NSFW~

As promised here’s the coloured version (I also added a few things which means it is actually NSFW this time)

But thank you guys so much for all those notes on that picture and for following me too! You’re all such perverts xD

In the land of Gods and Monsters

I was an Angel

Looking to get fucked hard

Like a groupie incognito posing as a real singer

Life imitates art

You got that medicine I need

Dope, shoot it up, straight to the heart please

I don’t really wanna know what’s good for me

God’s dead, I said ‘baby that’s alright with me’

No one’s gonna take my soul away

I’m living like Jim Morrison

Headed towards a fucked up holiday

Motel sprees sprees and I’m singing

'Fuck yeah give it to me this is heaven, what I truly want'

It’s innocence lost

Innocence lost

(x)

iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

image

checkamte

shit 

(Source: shokugekis)

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

iamjodiekins:

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

NO. Ow.

whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”